CHKACHKACHKACHKA
I was told to just write off the top of my head. Laughing is the best medicine, but I can't think of anything funny to write. Except, CHKACHKACHKACHKA. Its not funny. Staring at the publish button, turning away. Making money, maybe I should be serious. I feel like serious wouldn't be funny though. CHKACHKACHKA. I like reading funny stories. Starcraft II sits on my desk but I ain't played it today. What the heck! The stupid blogspot doesn't recognize starcraft as a word. How is this possible. Is what I would have written if I was thinking things out but this is just a stream of thought. It could be the greatest stream of thought ever written, but like african tribal singers, it goes in a rhythm, doesn't get stuck. What the heck does that mean? Thats how lots of consciousness writings that I've read go, but I want to be different. But unless I'm thinking, I can't be that different, because my stream of thought pretty much follows normal thought patterns, which are normal, and in that sense aren't different. Now I'm told I'm not pretty. Great. There goes my life. I want a CHKACHKACHKA again. I made a different page for this so that nobody could read it! Sweet. I wonder how long this is going to be? There, that sounds pretty unoriginal again. Why are my thoughts so cliche? Eh? Eh? Reading this again, its amazingly cohesive for something that just came off the top of my head. I was probably planning it out. Just like you can't fall over backwards, I can't fall on my face by writing something that I haven't thought about for just a second at least. Which is weird because when I'm writing essays I don't plan anything, but when I'm writing something silly like this, I try to think of interesting stuff. Of course, this isn't interesting. WHICH IS WHAT I'D SAY IF THIS WAS A NORMAL STREAM OF THOUGHT. But it isn't. This is unique, and funny, dude.
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I didn't realize I could post here :)
ReplyDeleteMore streamofconciousness please :) It's funn