Lisa Strossenberger was a homely 43 year old sinner. She was a marriage counselor and a self-acknowledged people watcher but this facade of being thoughtful about other people only covered up her true desires and lustful passions. Yes, Lisa Strossenberger was that certain type of cretin that makes normal mortals insides go all twisted, and her squishy brow and grey streaked hair did nothing to hide that. Indeed, she hid her outside appearance with her inside appearance, but did not fool anyone for long--after all, her biggest dream was to win the world cup-stacking competition--something that no self respecting women would ever let cross her mind, much less occupy it. In fact, when she said that she was a people watcher, what she meant was that she imagined people as cups, ready to be stacked. Yes, this Lisa Strossenberger was a terrible person, a blight on the face of the earth, and at 43 years old, no matter how twisted and crippled she looked, she still had half a lifetime to further spread her rotting mind and influence.
Luckily that corrupting life was cut short when a certain man took offense at Lisa Strossenberger trying to pick him up and stick him on another person in Madison Square Garden. Rat McNair stood up, dusted himself off and dispatched Lisa Strossenberger with one uppercut that sent her straight into space. In space, not even Lisa Strossenberger could save herself and she died promptly and fell back to earth, landing on the world's newest hero, Rat McNair, and crushing him beneath her giant weight and huge velocity. Soon, the world returned to normal.
The End
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