Level up to level 10; Put your skill points into Strength; Put your ability points into passive skills; Stop wasting them on skills you think are cool, do you want other players to think you're a noob or something?; Grind to level 20; Stop complaining this is a piece of cake right now; Grind to level 25; Don't put your skill points into Magic, don't you know that Magic lowers your maximum damage range by 1 point?; Buy yourself a new weapon; Buy yourself new armor; No not that sexy armor, get the +1 dexterity armor; Grind to level 30; Congratulations, now it gets hard; Grind to level 40; This is how you train efficiently; What its boring?; It doesn't matter this is how you train with speed; Go to the cash shop; Buy yourself extra experience points; Yes with real money; No you don't want to do quests, you want to train; You put a skill point into Luck, I guess you really want to look like an amateur after all; Grind to level 60; Grind to level 70; This is how you train on Werewolves; This is how you train on Vikings; Don't train on dragons, you aren't strong enough; This is how you train on Phantoms; Grind to level 100; You think you're halfway there?; The time it takes to level is exponential; Now you train on Dragons; Grind to level 120; Stop putting ability points on magic attacks, regular attacks are more efficient; Buy a new sword; Buy a new helmet; This is how you merchant equips; Grind to level 150; Stop doing party quests, they only slow you down; Grind to level 180; Grind to level 190; Now you're almost halfway done; Do not start a new account; Stop buying clothes from the cash shop, you need to use that money for 2x experience cards; Grind to level 195; Grind to level 196; What? You wish you hadn't made a warrior?; Because they're no fun?; Grind to level 197; Grind to level 198; Warriors are the only class that can achieve the highest damage range; Grind to level 199; You're sick of playing this?; I guess you do want other players to think that you're a noob; Grind to level 200; Rebirth and start again, you have to reach the top of the leaderboards after all.
this was a fun read. i really liked the constant line of "grind to level x" that ran throughout the whole thing, it tied it together well. and also, i definitely know this feeling and i give up at like halfway. D:
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