Sunday, October 10, 2010

RPG Videogamer

Level up to level 10; Put your skill points into Strength; Put your ability points into passive skills; Stop wasting them on skills you think are cool, do you want other players to think you're a noob or something?;  Grind to level 20; Stop complaining this is a piece of cake right now;  Grind to level 25;  Don't put your skill points into Magic, don't you know that Magic lowers your maximum damage range by 1 point?; Buy yourself a new weapon;  Buy yourself new armor;  No not that sexy armor, get the +1 dexterity armor; Grind to level 30; Congratulations, now it gets hard; Grind to level 40;  This is how you train efficiently;  What its boring?;  It doesn't matter this is how you train with speed;  Go to the cash shop;  Buy yourself extra experience points;  Yes with real money;  No you don't want to do quests, you want to train;  You put a skill point into Luck, I guess you really want to look like an amateur after all;  Grind to level 60; Grind to level 70;  This is how you train on Werewolves; This is how you train on Vikings;  Don't train on dragons, you aren't strong enough;  This is how you train on Phantoms;  Grind to level 100;  You think you're halfway there?;  The time it takes to level is exponential;  Now you train on Dragons;  Grind to level 120;  Stop putting ability points on magic attacks, regular attacks are more efficient;  Buy a new sword;  Buy a new helmet;  This is how you merchant equips;  Grind to level 150;  Stop doing party quests, they only slow you down;  Grind to level 180;  Grind to level 190;  Now you're almost halfway done;  Do not start a new account;  Stop buying clothes from the cash shop, you need to use that money for 2x experience cards;  Grind to level 195; Grind to level 196; What? You wish you hadn't made a warrior?; Because they're no fun?;  Grind to level 197; Grind to level 198;  Warriors are the only class that can achieve the highest damage range;  Grind to level 199;  You're sick of playing this?;  I guess you do want other players to think that you're a noob;  Grind to level 200;  Rebirth and start again, you have to reach the top of the leaderboards after all.

1 comment:

  1. this was a fun read. i really liked the constant line of "grind to level x" that ran throughout the whole thing, it tied it together well. and also, i definitely know this feeling and i give up at like halfway. D:

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