Monday, January 17, 2011

For the Lack of Better Words

To "the Ravager:" When thou doth traverse the roads of the world in thine most inglorious automobile, prithee only dig through the crevasses of thine nasal orifices under the darkest shrouds of the night, when the fair moon hast waxed and the stars are dulléd by the clouds.  For, though thou dost not know it, the deceitful tint of thine windows doth not obscure thine laborious finger that dost dig seemingly, methinks, unendingly.

1 comment:

  1. Nose picking is a serious problem that affects 78% of Americans! Only somebody as uncouth as you, Sir Butrim, would reduce yourself as such to simply make fun of me, ignoring the dignity of millions of victims. I will mark this post as VICTORY!, not because it is a victory of an insult, but a victory of your movement to further classlessness.

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