The Idiocracy

Recently, people have been "joining my side" out of the blue.  Although excited by the support, I was befuddled as to what they meant, but I am no fool, and I soon realized it was related to some other belligerent shenanigan that Rick "the Ravager" was putting on in a blatant show of jealous aggression and witless insults.

I have been hesitant to respond to "the Ravager's" provocations, for I am a man who embraces peace.  But though I am no fool, it was foolish of me to have been so lax.  "The Ravager" wishes to "Ravage," and he will "Ravage," no matter the price. Because his belligerence has gone largely unacknowledged by myself, he insists on attacking innocents, such as Invisible Pink to whom "The Ravager" said, and I quote, "This post has been removed by the author."

I should have expected this, my friends, but I had wished to believe the best of even the "Ravager."  I realize now that I was mistaken in my faith.  He has attacked rambunctiously and irresponsibly anyone who was not "on his side."  He has dragged innocents into this self-construed and mis-construed battle.  So I am forced to join the fight.  I cannot stand by any longer.  I cannot watch my friends be attacked in such blasphemous and bohemian manners.  I can no longer abide.

This is not a path that I wish to take, but one that I must take, if I am to remain true to my values of Integrity, Honor, and Scholarship.  And so I stand up, no..., no..., I do more than stand up!, I rise!  As Apollo Eleven rose against the forces of communism, so do I rise against the forces of this Idiocracy that has formed under the command of "the Ravager."  As Brutus rose gloriously to defeat that which would destroy the Republic, I too rise to take on these self-proclaimed "Duchesses and Aggregatizers!"

But I cannot do this alone.  This is a rallying cry.  This Idiocracy must be stopped.  As America united to end the Takeover of the villainous Adolf Hitler, so too must we rise together--for only together can we stop "the Ravager" and his vile henchmen.