It Seems Somebody Has Declared War on Me?!?

Hello, hello, and have a fantastic day, all you good people!  That applies to you trolls too.  I'm a generous person, after all.
I'm dreadfully sorry for interrupting your dinners, football games, video games, or whatever else you're doing, with this semi-urgent announcement, but I'm afraid it had to be done.  I've been told by a good pal of mine at The Journey of a Pen that a hater named Rakshit Bhardwaj has declared war on my innocent blog.  I'm not going to deign to look at his declaration of attack, or of any of his rapacious personal assaults, because I believe such trash is beneath me, but I imagine they say such things as:

• Matt may not be able to make up the gap in depth and insightfulness!
• Matt's Blog is a cesspool of miscreant information.
• Matt Butrim dissects baby orphan narwhals!

Thankfully, I am not a narrow man, and just as it is beneath me to even spare a glance at this aggressive blog, it is beneath me to comment in any sort of negative way on these jealous comments that could have only come out of the mind of what I like to call a "stereotypical funny sidekick."

My only response to this Don Quixote, who imagines he is fighting the Titans, can be seen below.  (Note the roles by the approximate similarity of skin colors.)

Please continue to support me in the future!
Thank you.

P.S.
I have noticed that there is an infestation of trolls in the comments section.  If anyone knows an exterminator, please don't hesitate to contact me about it.