Brock and Officer Jenny: An Epic Romance

I apologize sincerely for this.  If you want to see some real good wordplay check out TOBLASSES even though i don't think he actually has any on the blog.  And if you thought this was a fanfiction, I'm sorry.  I don't know how to do that so I probably did something offensive.


It was a lovely day in Pewter City, and Brock was out on a stroll.  He turned into the nearest PokePoliceStation with a smile and a squint so bright they would have melted a Jynx, not to mention Officer Jenny's cold heart.  This was, after all, the day where he would finally succeed in his pick-up attempts.  For eight years he had been rejected by 99 Officer Jenny's in a row, not to mention the Nurse Joy's.  This was the last one in the Kanto Region and his last chance.  But he knew that it would go differently this time.  He boldly marched and squinted towards the front desk, Gym Leader Badge gleaming on the green vest that he hadn't changed since a Nurse Joy had touched it eighteen years ago.
"Yo Officer Jenny!"  Said Brock, eyes squinting with confidence.
Officer Jenny said, "Do you have a Pokemon crime to report?"
"I do indeed, Officer Jenny.  I believe that you just used Thief on my heart!"
"Oh my!" Giggled Officer Jenny.
"You must have a Gastly, Officer Jenny, because I feel like I have a Destiny Bond with you." Brock quickly followed up, squinting.
"Stop it!  I'm an Official Pokemon Police Officer!" She blushed.
"My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and guess what? We're together in it!"  Squinted Brock, with his eyes in narrow line like forms.
"Tee hee!  Lets go!"  Exclaimed Officer Jenny, won over by Brock's masterful strategy.
"Lets make our own little Larvitar eh?"

Seven Years Later.

Brock and Officer Jenny watched their daughter run happily through Pallet Town.  As she took a step into the grass outside the rural village, an old man riding an Abra teleported in front of her.  

"When I heard that you were leaving Pallet Town I came." He informed her.

"Ahem.  Hello there!  Welcome to the World of Pokemon.  My name is Oak.  Some call me the Pokemon Prof!  This is a world filled with unique creatures called Pokemon.  Some use Pokemon as pets, others use Pokemon to battle.  I?  Personally, I study them.  Brofficer Jock!  Your own legend awaits you!  Now go forth young lady and find adventure and dreams alongside your Pokemon!"

The girl giggled in a high pitched voice and scrunching her eyes together, skipped down the grass path.

"Wait!"  Yelled Oak as he teleported his Abra back in front of her.  "I forgot!  You'll need a Pokemon of your very own!  Here!  A Togepi that has just hatched.  Make sure to take care of it!"

"Teehee" she said, as she batted her eyelashes animeishly over her permanently closed eyelids.  She took the Pokeball and ran off into the setting sun.

"Don't forget!  Always love your Pokemon!" Brock yelled as he and Officer Jenny squinted contentedly into that vast world that their daughter had just discovered for her very own.

The Pokemon Prof. could be seen teleporting his Abra through the air crying happily for days.

Brock had not been rejected by any Officer Jenny for seven years.  All was well.

"Hey Officer Jenny," he squinted, "My Geodude just used harden."