I'm Kind of Like Lucifer, But Not Really.

So I was doing my daily round of all the blogs, and when I came back to my blog, I checked to see whether anybody thought that my posts were funny, interesting, or cool, which they would have signified by marking the boxes at the bottom of each post.  As is my habit, I filled in the "cool" box for all of my posts, to make myself feel more cool.  I then traveled to the "funny" box, and filled that one in as well.  I skipped the interesting one, because no one ever fills that one in, so it would look suspicious if I was to mark it.  This brought my totals up to 2 for cool, and 3 for funny, because somebody checks funny on the occasion.  Anyways after doing this, I wrote another blog post, in which I further devolved into mainstream crappiness and in which I lost all sense of integrity, real wit, or even semi-intelligence in an attempt to gain more points in the funny box.  On my return from the post writing form, I noticed that my funny number had dropped down to 2.  It was then that I realized: people can uncheck the boxes.  Readers, I live for those check-marks.  I've sold my soul to get more of them.  I've gone from writing insightful thoughts coming from the depths of my heart to using Jonas Brother jokes.  I've sacrificed everything in an attempt to make it easier for you to understand that my writing is at least supposed to be funny, cool and interesting. So Readers--don't take away my check-marks.  Please.


This is semi in jest.  I hope I haven't sold out to that extreme.  But I do live off of check-marks.  Hint hint.  


Ah, and I don't actually check-mark my own stuff, in case you were confused on that point.